1. I urge you to go fuck yourself.
2. good kid, m.A.A.d city on repeat.
3. Friend is battling cancer and struggling with his chemo treatment at the moment. Idk man...
4. Spotify tak premium ni useless (legit fucking useless) dekat phone je rupanya. Dekat tivi dengan iPad okay je takdak beza pun premium ke tak premium.
5. Americano dekat Tealive ni rasa macam butoh jugak sebenarnya. Padan muka I guess sebab beli kopi dekat kedai yang nama dia literally TEAlive.
6. I can tell if we gon vibe or not as soon as you open your mouth to talk. No need background story or personal details.
7. Money is one hell of a drug.
8. Order lunch bebanyak membawak ke dinner is my favorite sport.
9. Kanye ni - his gila aside - music dia best gila kot. Top tier stuff 🤌🏻
10. “... staged for comedic purposes but they’re lacking the comedy.”
11. Siapa yang design lampu belakang Proton Persona ni? Come here, I wanna talk for a bit.
12. Do you still have an Astro subscription or are you normal?
13. Aku rasa macam beli rumah sebijik tahun ni dan kahwin. I have little (borderline zero) faith in my own words, but I’m going to speak it into existence nonetheless. Stay tuned. Watch this space. 16/01/2021
14. My mantra for 2021: ‘I want it, I got it’ and ‘speaking it into existence’.
15. I will not speak it into existence any longer. Someone introduced me to [redacted] and I got scared real quick. No, no, aku ada banyak lagi benda lain nak buat. Idk man, it bothers the hella out of me. I like things the way they are now. 15/02/2021
16. Dengki ni penyakit sebenarnya. And I can’t relate. I mean... what’s the point really nak dengki? If you have an extra money, pls buy GR Yaris or Mazda 3. I will be extremely happy for you. Tq for living my dream.
17. Aku rasa momen terpaling overconfident in my life came about a month ago. Pergi Maybank nak cucuk 400 lepastu kena decline. Aku macam aik pehal ni. Check balance ada 100 je rupanya hu hu hu
18. Duit ni boleh beli macam-macam benda. With money I can afford to not get angry. Baru beli sekotak rokok misalnya, lepastu tetiba hilang, I’ll just go buy another. With money I can afford to be lazy, order delivery. With money I can afford a bit of sanity. Drive around bazir minyak listening to my fav songs. With money I can afford to be happy, even for a second. I’ll buy whatever I want. Let’s be real. Bergelut dengan emosi ini satu benda yang guna banyak tenaga dan masa. And I can’t afford those. Kau tak payah dengar la orang cakap money can’t buy [redacted]. They’re a bunch of idiots.
19. Orang yang romanticize poverty and hardship in life ini aku syak orang yang sama tryna glorify hidup back-to-basics suasana kampung bercucuk tanam bela ayam lembu sekor dua. Also lowkey orang yang sama mindlessly idealizing certain phase of their lives because they thought it was ‘simpler’ back then. Orang macam ini aku nak tuduh tak pernah rasa hidup susah pun sebenarnya. Ain’t nothing romantic about poverty or struggling to put food on the table.
20. Jangan hina orang punya upbringing, edu level, kerja halal etc. Direct your anger elsewhere. Hidup jangan dongak sangat kot esok makan tak habis satni.
21. Aku baru perasan time kucing aku tidur I’ll walk around her on tiptoe supaya dia tak terjaga since Lisa jenis senang terkejut. Punya la sayang sampai macam tu sekali. Also I let the AC run supaya dia tidur lagi walaupun aku dah keluar dari bilik. I deserve heaven for this.
22. Aku ingat nak sedekah la duit GKP Permai ni bagi kawan aku untuk rawatan chemo dia. May God ease everything for him.
23. #TIL sahm = stay at home mom
24. Investment portfolio aku semua low risk. Dah 2021 invest stail macam orang tua pun tak kena jugak. Maybe it’s time crank it up a notch. Let’s be more aggressive. Let’s go fucking mental.
25. I have a diet based on teringin. Basically bila rasa teringin something baru aku makan properly or else memang berterabur waktu makan. And it’s not going well for me.
26. Drank way too much coffee today. I only need a cup in the morning to function well as a normal human being throughout the day. But four cups, idk man... let’s go fucking mental I guess.
27. I prefer to eat alone. Even at home. Like... go ahead, you don’t have to wait. Or keep the food aside for me.
28. Kawan baik suspek kena kanser. Macam nak luruh jantung aku dengar tadi. Semoga Tuhan permudahkan semua. 20/01/2021
29. It’s confirmed. Aduhai tak semangat dengar 25/01/2021
30. Nasi kerabu ni cemane makan dia ekceli. Kena gaul semua sekaligus ke cemane.
31. In a dog-eat-dog world, you automatically gain the upper hand when you got money.
32. My way of dealing with emotions is to not deal with it. I keep myself busy with work and just sweep everything else under the rug. This is harmful actually. But one’s gotta do what one’s gotta do to stay sane. I feel numb most of the time. But also, I feel fine. But like... Ross kinda fine. Fine but not fine. But fine.
33. For the first few weeks I decided untuk cuti setiap hari isnin, I find it hard to not do anything. Rasa serba tak kena sebab aku abandon my usual work routine that I’ve built over the years. So I legit filled my day with the most trivial activities supaya Isnin aku jadi tak sia-sia. Jenuh jugak la nak adapt memula. But all is well now ✨
34. I don’t think we give Keshi enough credits. Sure, his lyrics are a bit cringey and [redacted]. But his sound and his production style - a typical bedroom producer, if you will - feels just homely 🏡
35. My ultimate life goal is to make shitload of money before I reach the age of 35 and retire early. Then put the money in any of the investment portfolio that guarantees [redacted] yearly dividend. I don’t think it’s doable but I’m going to speak it into existence nonetheless.
36. Beli controller PS4 tapi PS4 pun takde. First contender for the dumbest purchase of 2021.
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