1. As opposed to the traditional 30 working days, kini aku ambil jalan untuk singkatkan semua urusan dalam jangka 20 hari. Makna kata, instead of setahun ada 12 (bulan) kitaran keluar/masuk wang, kini aku ada 18 kitaran untuk dilengkapkan. Lebih mudah dan cepat begitu, aku fikir.
2. Which means I now have a higher chance to fuck things up. Such is life.
3. Apa-apa gerai, warung, atau restoran (tak memasal viral dan meletup) yang aku kena tunggu lama dan beratur panjang, selalunya tak berbaloi untuk dikunjungi. I'm sorry, I just don't have much patience to wait in a long queue.
4. Hidup seorang lelaki bujang sebenarnya tidaklah teratur tara mana, tetapi ia seringkali simple dan santai, maka ia cenderung untuk kelihatan teratur.
5. Sekarang, kalau ada sesiapa share video/gambar/cerita hantu di Twitter, aku terus block. I don't care, friends or not, get the fuck outta my face.
6. Tempoh hari, google apa maksud scabbard. Keluar jawapan, a sheath. Greaaaaat, now I have to google what the fuck does sheath mean.
7. I got like eight cats now.
8. Tak pernah bela kucing as in bela-gila-babi-sayang-bagai-menatang-minyak-yang-penuh. I mean, sure, they're free to play anywhere. I don't know when or where they do number two, just don't do it inside my house. Once this sacred unwritten rule is broken, they'll be banned temporarily until they got their shit together (no pun intended).
9. Kinda like a human is how we treat them.
10. Well, good news. I'm going to Phuket again early next year.
11. Aku ingatkan tulis poin-demi-poin macam ni forte aku, rupa-rupanya tidak lagi.
12. When I get bored, I write. Tetapi selalunya ia sekadar suka-suka, sekadar buang masa, sekerat jalan, tak rasa nak tekan butang publish.
13. Okay lah, tak ada apa benda menarik sangat pun untuk ditulis. Until then.
3. Apa-apa gerai, warung, atau restoran (tak memasal viral dan meletup) yang aku kena tunggu lama dan beratur panjang, selalunya tak berbaloi untuk dikunjungi. I'm sorry, I just don't have much patience to wait in a long queue.
4. Hidup seorang lelaki bujang sebenarnya tidaklah teratur tara mana, tetapi ia seringkali simple dan santai, maka ia cenderung untuk kelihatan teratur.
5. Sekarang, kalau ada sesiapa share video/gambar/cerita hantu di Twitter, aku terus block. I don't care, friends or not, get the fuck outta my face.
6. Tempoh hari, google apa maksud scabbard. Keluar jawapan, a sheath. Greaaaaat, now I have to google what the fuck does sheath mean.
7. I got like eight cats now.
8. Tak pernah bela kucing as in bela-gila-babi-sayang-bagai-menatang-minyak-yang-penuh. I mean, sure, they're free to play anywhere. I don't know when or where they do number two, just don't do it inside my house. Once this sacred unwritten rule is broken, they'll be banned temporarily until they got their shit together (no pun intended).
9. Kinda like a human is how we treat them.
10. Well, good news. I'm going to Phuket again early next year.
11. Aku ingatkan tulis poin-demi-poin macam ni forte aku, rupa-rupanya tidak lagi.
12. When I get bored, I write. Tetapi selalunya ia sekadar suka-suka, sekadar buang masa, sekerat jalan, tak rasa nak tekan butang publish.
13. Okay lah, tak ada apa benda menarik sangat pun untuk ditulis. Until then.